My CRAZY wife
My wife sent me this email today. She just got back from a wrestling show. While she was there they invited her to practice with them a little before the show. Well I guess she wrestled for about 90 mnutes she said. I thought I'd share a part of her email with you all:
"Hey Baby,
I went to Bardstown last night for BBW. I had the best time. Around 3, a couple of wrestlers were there, doing stuff in the ring. Jason a.k.a. Maxx Mizery asked me if I'd like to try a couple of bumps. I said,"Sure." Well, it started with a simple body slam. Then he's like,"Wanna try some back bumps?" You basically just bump on your back. Again, I said,"Sure." Well, about 90 minutes, countless back bumps, flip bumps, swantons, leg drops, elbow drops, clotheslines, forearms shots, a few chops, some suplexes, and a couple of Mexican headscissors (they're kind of like hurricaranas, but you run the ropes first) later, I guess I pretty much had my first training session, sort of.
It wasn't planned. We were just bored and I thought I'd try it on for size. It was so fun! My whole body is sore this morning, but I want to do it again! And you know what? My ankles didn't hurt at all while I was training and my back is fine. I just feel like I hit the weights really hard the day before, that's all. The bumps don't really hurt. You just get the wind knocked out of you a bit the first few times. Chops, well, they sting. At first, it's mostly pressure, but a few seconds afterward, you feel the sting. But they didn't just chop me out of nowhere. I wanted to try them. Vic the Bruiser said my clotheslines and suplexes were "beautiful". Billy Black kept saying I was a natural. He freaked out when I did the Mexican headscissors. Brandon Blayze was impressed too. Maxx liked the fact that I wasn't afraid to take hits and shots. I felt really good after I left for the night. Everything felt so comfortable.
I wasn't expecting to do any of this so soon. I figured I would just valet for a while and then maybe try a bump or two. But I'm very glad it happened. If I do wrestle, I want to be great at it. I have some high hopes for myself, so I hope I don't let myself down.
I do need to work on my some of my strength and endurance. I'm alright right now, I guess. Nobody told me that though. I was just critiquing myself."
Isn't she crazy? But that's my wife. It won't be long now before she's wrestling a match in a ring somewhere and somebody is video taping HER for a change.
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